Hellloooo again. Telling Jokes is what I do the best. Here are some of my favorites.

What is a cats' favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Mice crispies

Q: How do you kill a circus?
A: Go straight for the juggler.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck!

What has 6 eyes and 6 legs?
A: six pirates.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A:No idear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A:Still, no idear.

Why did the dolphin cross the beach? To get to the other tide!

My Heroes: Red skelton, Lou Jacobs, Charlie Chaplin