Q: What happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
A: You get repossesed.

Q: Why can't a dog polka?
A: Two left feet

Q: Why won't cannibals eat clowns?
A: They taste funny!

Q: If you drop an accordion and a bagpipe out of a tenth floor window, which hits the ground first?
A: Who cares?

Q: What is a cats' favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Mice crispies

Q: How do you kill a circus?
A: Go straight for the juggler.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck!

Q: What has 6 eyes and 6 legs?
A: six pirates.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A:No idear.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A:Still, no idear.

Q: Why did the dolphin cross the beach? To get to the other tide!

A turtle was walking down the street in New York City when he was mugged by 15 snails. The police arrived and asked the turtle what happened. The turtle said "I don't know ... It all happened so fast!!"